1. If 26 sheep stand in a line and 5 walk away, how many are left?
Answer: 21

2. What do you call 26 sheep in a classroom?
Answer: A baa-tch of students

3. If 26 sheep are grazing and half fall asleep, how many are awake?
Answer: 13

4. What letter would 26 sheep love most?
Answer: Baa

5. Why did 26 sheep form a circle?
Answer: To make a woolly ring

6. If 26 sheep wore coats, what would they produce?
Answer: A fashion flock

7. What do you call 26 sheep doing math?
Answer: Count sheep

8. If 26 sheep jump over a fence one by one, what are you likely to do?
Answer: Fall asleep

9. Why did 26 sheep take the alphabet test?
Answer: To prove they knew their baa-bc’s

10. What happens when 26 sheep enter a library?
Answer: It becomes a wool-read room

11. If 26 sheep went to the beach, what would they bring?
Answer: Shear sunscreen

12. What game do 26 sheep play on the farm?
Answer: Baa-dminton

13. Why did the 26 sheep take a bus?
Answer: Because the field was too far

14. What happens when 26 sheep get wet?
Answer: They become soggy sweaters

15. What’s a 26-sheep concert called?
Answer: The Baa-nd

16. If 26 sheep each had 1 bell, how many bells ring?
Answer: 26

17. Why do 26 sheep always look happy?
Answer: They have shear joy

18. What do 26 sheep call their teacher?
Answer: Wooly Miss

19. If 26 sheep walked east and 1 got lost, what do you call it?
Answer: A lost lamb

20. Why did 26 sheep visit the barber?
Answer: To get shear perfection

21. What’s the favorite movie of 26 sheep?
Answer: The Silence of the Lambs

22. If 26 sheep ate 26 sandwiches, how many were hungry?
Answer: None

23. What did 26 sheep say when it started raining?
Answer: Ewe kidding me!

24. Why do 26 sheep never get cold?
Answer: They wear wool

25. What do 26 sheep sing on birthdays?
Answer: Happy Baa-thday

26. If 26 sheep are on a hill and 1 falls, what remains?
Answer: 25 sheep and one tumble

27. What do 26 sheep do after dinner?
Answer: Take a baa-th

28. Why did 26 sheep join the army?
Answer: To be part of the wool force

29. What’s a 26-sheep race called?
Answer: The Woolympics

30. If 26 sheep go to school, what subject do they like?
Answer: Shear science

31. Why did 26 sheep open a bakery?
Answer: To make ewe-clairs

32. If 26 sheep form a line, who’s the leader?
Answer: The ram

33. Why did 26 sheep go to the party?
Answer: To have a baa-sh

34. If 26 sheep had 4 legs each, how many legs total?
Answer: 104

35. Why do 26 sheep make good comedians?
Answer: They have great ewe-mor

36. What’s a 26-sheep selfie called?
Answer: A flock-tograph

37. Why did 26 sheep start a rock band?
Answer: They had great horns

38. What did the 26th sheep say to the first one?
Answer: We’ve come full circle

39. What do you get if 26 sheep cross the road?
Answer: A traffic jam-baa

40. Why did 26 sheep start counting stars?
Answer: They couldn’t sleep

41. What sound does 26 sheep make together?
Answer: A wool choir

42. What’s the favorite drink of 26 sheep?
Answer: Baa-rista coffee

43. If 26 sheep are in a movie, what genre is it?
Answer: Woolmance

44. Why did 26 sheep love the alphabet?
Answer: Because it had a lot of baa’s

45. What do you call 26 sleepy sheep?
Answer: Snore flock

46. What happens when 26 sheep tell secrets?
Answer: It becomes sheep talk

47. What did the 26th sheep say when it was late?
Answer: Sorry, ewe all started without me!

48. If 26 sheep join a choir, what’s their hit song?
Answer: Don’t Stop Baa-lievin’

49. What do 26 sheep play on computers?
Answer: Minecraft

50. Why did 26 sheep cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the baa slide

51. What do 26 sheep write with?
Answer: Wool pens

52. If 26 sheep got haircuts, what would the barber say?
Answer: Shear genius!

53. Why do 26 sheep never lie?
Answer: They’re honest to ewe

54. What do 26 sheep eat for breakfast?
Answer: Oatbaa

55. Why did 26 sheep visit the dentist?
Answer: To check their ewe-th

56. What do 26 sheep wear to weddings?
Answer: Wool suits

57. What sport do 26 sheep play on ice?
Answer: Curl-baa-ing

58. Why did 26 sheep join the choir?
Answer: They wanted to sing in harbaa-ny

59. If 26 sheep take a photo, what do they say?
Answer: Cheeeep!

60. What’s the 26-sheep orchestra called?
Answer: The Baaharmonic

61. Why did 26 sheep build a fence?
Answer: To keep the wolves out

62. If 26 sheep went missing, who’d you call?
Answer: The baa-lice

63. What do 26 sheep dream about?
Answer: Fluffy clouds

64. Why did 26 sheep carry umbrellas?
Answer: Chance of shear rain

65. What 26-sheep invention saves wool?
Answer: The shearing machine

66. Why did 26 sheep visit space?
Answer: To see the moooon

67. What’s a 26-sheep parade called?
Answer: Wool walk

68. Why did 26 sheep go to the gym?
Answer: To get baa-ceps

69. If 26 sheep ran away, what do you call the event?
Answer: A stampbaa-de

70. What’s a 26-sheep movie night called?
Answer: Popbaa-corn party

71. Why did 26 sheep love math?
Answer: They loved to count

72. What do 26 sheep bring to a picnic?
Answer: Ewe-sandwiches

73. Why do 26 sheep always smile in photos?
Answer: They’re naturally fleece-ing

74. What do 26 sheep do when it’s cold?
Answer: Wool up together

75. Why did 26 sheep start a choir?
Answer: To make baa-harmony

76. What do 26 sheep call their leader?
Answer: The head ram

77. What do 26 sheep eat at the movies?
Answer: Popbaa-corn

78. Why did 26 sheep become detectives?
Answer: To solve moo-steries

79. What’s a 26-sheep music band called?
Answer: The Fleece Fighters

80. Why did 26 sheep start a school?
Answer: To teach ewe-cation

81. What’s a 26-sheep sleepover called?
Answer: Dream flock

82. Why did 26 sheep play soccer?
Answer: They loved goal-baas

83. What do 26 sheep do when nervous?
Answer: They baa-tter

84. What do 26 sheep study in college?
Answer: Wool-ogy

85. Why did 26 sheep love Fridays?
Answer: It was shear fun

86. What’s a 26-sheep painting group called?
Answer: Art-eweists

87. What do 26 sheep do at night?
Answer: Count humans

88. Why did 26 sheep visit the doctor?
Answer: For a wool check-up

89. What’s a 26-sheep wedding called?
Answer: Fleece and harmony

90. Why did 26 sheep open a café?
Answer: To serve baa-rista drinks

91. What’s a 26-sheep marathon called?
Answer: The Great Wool Run

92. What do 26 sheep call their farm boss?
Answer: Shepherd

93. Why did 26 sheep visit Paris?
Answer: To see the Ewe-ffel Tower

94. What’s a 26-sheep detective agency named?
Answer: Sherlock Baahs

95. Why did 26 sheep get medals?
Answer: For outstanding fleece

96. What do 26 sheep call their festival?
Answer: Woolstock

97. Why did 26 sheep buy a car?
Answer: To go on a sheep-trip

98. What’s a 26-sheep winter game called?
Answer: Snowbaa-l fight

99. Why did 26 sheep start dancing?
Answer: To shake their fleece

100. What do 26 sheep say at the end of a story?
Answer: The end, ewe all!