1. What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An Egg

2. What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A Towel

3. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A Clock

4. What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A Piano

5. What has four legs but can’t walk?
Answer: A Chair

6. What comes down but never goes up?
Answer: Rain

7. What has ears but cannot hear?
Answer: Corn

8. What has many teeth but can’t bite?
Answer: A Comb

9. What has eyes but cannot see?
Answer: A Potato

10. What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A Bottle

11. What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A Sponge

12. What belongs to you but is used by others?
Answer: Your Name

13. What has words but never speaks?
Answer: A Book

14. What has a ring but no finger?
Answer: A Telephone

15. What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your Age

16. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The Future

17. What runs but never walks?
Answer: Water

18. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A Mushroom

19. What begins with T, ends with T, and has T inside?
Answer: A Teapot

20. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
Answer: A Glove

21. What gets broken if you don’t keep it?
Answer: A Promise

22. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The Letter “M”

23. What is light as a feather but the strongest person can’t hold it for long?
Answer: Breath

24. What goes up and down but never moves?
Answer: Stairs

25. What has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A River

26. What has four legs, a tail, and says “moo”?
Answer: A Cow

27. What has a long trunk but isn’t a car?
Answer: An Elephant

28. What has a mane and roars loudly?
Answer: A Lion

29. What has a shell and moves very slowly?
Answer: A Snail

30. What has wings and says “buzz”?
Answer: A Bee

31. What has stripes and looks like a horse?
Answer: A Zebra

32. What hops and carries its baby in a pouch?
Answer: A Kangaroo

33. What has eight legs and spins webs?
Answer: A Spider

34. What has flippers and swims in the sea?
Answer: A Dolphin

35. What is black and white and goes “oink”?
Answer: A Pig in a Panda Costume (trick!)

36. What animal sleeps upside down?
Answer: A Bat

37. What has no legs but can slither?
Answer: A Snake

38. What is very slow and carries its home on its back?
Answer: A Turtle

39. What is the king of the jungle?
Answer: A Lion

40. What has two wings and can’t fly?
Answer: A Penguin

41. What barks but isn’t a tree?
Answer: A Dog

42. What has claws and lives in the sea?
Answer: A Crab

43. What has a long neck and eats leaves?
Answer: A Giraffe

44. What is black and white and lives at the South Pole?
Answer: A Penguin

45. What jumps and says “ribbit”?
Answer: A Frog

46. What gives us milk?
Answer: A Cow

47. What is the fastest land animal?
Answer: A Cheetah

48. What swims and has sharp teeth?
Answer: A Shark

49. What has feathers and can talk?
Answer: A Parrot

50. What insect glows at night?
Answer: A Firefly

51. Why did the math book look sad?
Answer: It had too many problems

52. Why is six afraid of seven?
Answer: Because seven eight nine

53. What is brown, sticky, and found in the forest?
Answer: A Stick

54. What has two hands but no arms?
Answer: A Clock

55. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide

56. What has an ear but can’t hear?
Answer: A Cornfield

57. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A Palm Tree

58. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: It caught a virus

59. What kind of band never plays music?
Answer: A Rubber Band

60. What building has the most stories?
Answer: A Library

61. What type of bow can’t be tied?
Answer: A Rainbow

62. What is full of gas but never drives?
Answer: A Balloon

63. What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
Answer: A Coat of Paint

64. What has legs but doesn’t walk?
Answer: A Table

65. Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up pants

66. What is the funniest fruit?
Answer: A Pun-apple (Pineapple)

67. What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has thousands of letters?
Answer: The Post Office

68. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese

69. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A Blood Orange

70. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A Gummy Bear

71. What has wheels and flies?
Answer: A Garbage Truck

72. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Answer: Spelling

73. Why did the golfer bring two pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one

74. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Answer: Wrap music

75. What room can’t you enter?
Answer: A Mushroom

76. What has one eye but can’t see?
Answer: A Needle

77. The more you take away, the bigger I get. What am I?
Answer: A Hole

78. What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A Clock

79. What comes at the end of everything?
Answer: The Letter “G”

80. What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A Cold

81. What disappears when you say its name?
Answer: Silence

82. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter inside?
Answer: An Envelope

83. What has no legs but can run?
Answer: A River

84. What is always hungry and must be fed?
Answer: Fire

85. What begins with an E but only contains one letter?
Answer: Envelope

86. What comes once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day?
Answer: The Letter “E”

87. What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
Answer: A Bed

88. What has a tail but no body?
Answer: A Coin

89. What has a thumb and is always pointing?
Answer: A Hitchhiker’s Thumb

90. What grows the more you take away from it?
Answer: A Hole

91. What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Answer: Light

92. What has no beginning, no end, and no middle?
Answer: A Circle

93. What is always moving but has no legs?
Answer: Time

94. What is tall when young and short when old?
Answer: A Candle

95. What has no bed but sleeps, no mouth but speaks, no head but weeps?
Answer: A River

96. What gets sharper the more you use it?
Answer: Your Brain

97. What has stripes but no clothes?
Answer: A Zebra

98. What can fly without wings?
Answer: Time

99. What has lots of stories but no voice?
Answer: Books

100. What has a face but no eyes, nose, or mouth?
Answer: A Clock