1. What makes everyone laugh even when no one tells a joke?
Answer: A fart.

2. What slips out quietly but makes the loudest reaction?
Answer: A sneaky toot.

3. What air leaves the body faster than words?
Answer: A puff of gas.

4. What sound can turn silence into laughter?
Answer: A funny fart.

5. What escapes faster than a secret?
Answer: A burst of wind.

6. What comes from your seat without getting up?
Answer: A fart bubble.

7. What invisible thing clears a room in seconds?
Answer: A stinky fart.

8. What can’t be wrapped but everyone knows who gave it?
Answer: A smelly surprise.

9. What travels through pants without leaving a mark?
Answer: Air from your tummy.

10. What is funny, fast, and always free?
Answer: A fart.

11. What can’t be seen but makes everyone react?
Answer: A silent toot.

12. What can you hear but wish you couldn’t smell?
Answer: A chair-shaker fart.

13. What blows without using your mouth?
Answer: A bum breeze.

14. What kind of wind never leaves the sky?
Answer: A fart wind.

15. What breaks the silence but not your seat?
Answer: A cheeky toot.

16. What smells worse the longer it stays?
Answer: A trapped fart.

17. What comes before giggles and after beans?
Answer: A fart.

18. What sneaks out during laughter practice?
Answer: A little toot.

19. What’s louder on a wooden chair than on a couch?
Answer: A hard-seat fart.

20. What can you’t see but everyone knows it’s there?
Answer: A stinky puff.

21. What comes in all pitches but never sings a song?
Answer: A fart.

22. What do you call air that tells jokes?
Answer: A funny fart.

23. What disappears fast but leaves a memory behind?
Answer: A smelly fart.

24. What’s a superhero’s least favorite sound?
Answer: A gas explosion.

25. What pops up after eating too many beans?
Answer: A bubble of gas.

26. What flies out faster than a sneeze?
Answer: A fart.

27. What causes more laughs than a clown?
Answer: A noisy toot.

28. What do you call a ghost’s favorite sound?
Answer: Boo-fart.

29. What’s funnier than a joke but needs no words?
Answer: A random fart.

30. What do you get when a whoopee cushion goes to school?
Answer: A smart fart.

31. What sound can’t be predicted but always surprises?
Answer: A fart.

32. What’s invisible but powerful enough to move a crowd?
Answer: A strong fart.

33. What sound can travel faster than your excuses?
Answer: A quick toot.

34. What gas makes people smile and cover their nose?
Answer: A funny fart.

35. What happens when your tummy says “excuse me”?
Answer: You fart.

36. What do you call a musical fart?
Answer: A toot symphony.

37. What’s quiet, quick, and deadly?
Answer: A ninja fart.

38. What do you get after drinking too much soda?
Answer: A fizzy fart.

39. What comes from the back but never looks back?
Answer: A fart.

40. What’s the most honest air there is?
Answer: A truth-telling toot.

41. What’s funnier when it happens in class?
Answer: A loud fart.

42. What turns serious faces into giggles in seconds?
Answer: A sudden toot.

43. What invisible gift do beans always bring?
Answer: A fart.

44. What’s faster than light and twice as funny?
Answer: A surprise fart.

45. What kind of wind blows only indoors?
Answer: A personal fart.

46. What noise makes you blame the dog?
Answer: A home fart.

47. What do you call a fart that takes its time?
Answer: A slow release.

48. What’s your body’s funniest escape plan?
Answer: A fart.

49. What do you call a tiny puff that makes a big laugh?
Answer: A mini toot.

50. What goes up your nose but doesn’t belong there?
Answer: A fart smell.

51. What happens when your tummy decides to talk?
Answer: You let out a fart.

52. What’s funnier than a joke but shorter than a story?
Answer: A toot.

53. What makes everyone laugh, even the teacher?
Answer: A classroom fart.

54. What’s the only wind that doesn’t need a weather forecast?
Answer: A fart.

55. What starts with a rumble and ends with a giggle?
Answer: A fart.

56. What’s the funniest way to break the ice?
Answer: A loud toot.

57. What smells worse the more you deny it?
Answer: Your own fart.

58. What kind of wind can make you blush?
Answer: A shy fart.

59. What sound makes everyone look around?
Answer: A mystery toot.

60. What comes from behind but makes a big entrance?
Answer: A fart.

61. What’s lighter than air but heavier than a laugh?
Answer: A smelly puff.

62. What’s the funniest sound in a quiet elevator?
Answer: A tiny toot.

63. What kind of air never makes it to the sky?
Answer: A fart.

64. What can’t be blamed on thunder but sounds like it?
Answer: A loud fart.

65. What’s free, funny, and always original?
Answer: A fart.

66. What joke comes from your stomach?
Answer: A gas giggle.

67. What’s the loudest secret in the room?
Answer: A fart.

68. What comes out fast but never runs?
Answer: A toot.

69. What air freshener works the hardest?
Answer: The one after a fart.

70. What’s a comedian’s favorite natural sound?
Answer: A fart.

71. What does your body say when it’s full of beans?
Answer: Excuse me!

72. What’s the wind that doesn’t blow trees?
Answer: A fart.

73. What can make your friends run faster than a race?
Answer: A stink bomb fart.

74. What has no wings but can still fly?
Answer: A fart.

75. What makes people laugh and cover their nose at the same time?
Answer: A smelly toot.

76. What’s a dog’s favorite human sound?
Answer: A fart.

77. What’s funnier than a cartoon and faster than a sneeze?
Answer: A fart.

78. What’s the one sound you can’t ignore in class?
Answer: A squeaky fart.

79. What’s the funniest mistake your stomach makes?
Answer: A surprise toot.

80. What comes from the back but makes people look front?
Answer: A fart.

81. What’s the smallest explosion in the world?
Answer: A mini fart.

82. What’s your body’s favorite prank?
Answer: A fart.

83. What comes before laughter and after beans?
Answer: A toot.

84. What musical note can only be played once?
Answer: A fart.

85. What’s a balloon’s jealous of?
Answer: A human fart.

86. What sound travels faster than your feet?
Answer: A fart.

87. What can’t you hold in but can’t give away?
Answer: A fart.

88. What gets blamed on the dog more than anything else?
Answer: A fart.

89. What breaks without warning and causes laughter?
Answer: A fart.

90. What’s the wind that doesn’t blow your hair?
Answer: A fart.

91. What’s your body’s funniest secret message?
Answer: A toot.

92. What does your chair remember forever?
Answer: A loud fart.

93. What’s invisible but unforgettable?
Answer: A fart.

94. What happens when your tummy says hello?
Answer: You fart.

95. What’s the air that makes people laugh, not breathe?
Answer: A fart.

96. What goes up noses but never out the window?
Answer: A fart smell.

97. What’s the one wind you don’t want behind you?
Answer: A stinky fart.

98. What’s a comedian’s secret power?
Answer: A funny fart.

99. What can start laughter faster than a joke?
Answer: A fart.

100. What’s the funniest way to end a quiet moment?
Answer: A toot.