1. Why did the chicken join a band?
Answer: Because it had the drumsticks.
because it had the drumsticks

2. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Answer: To talk to the other side.
to talk to the other side

3. Why did the chicken sit on the road?
Answer: To hatch a plan.
to hatch a plan

4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
to get to the other slide

5. Why did the chicken sit on an egg?
Answer: To keep it warm.
to keep it warm

6. Why did the rooster cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
to prove he wasn’t a chicken

7. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Answer: To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
to prove it wasn’t a chicken

8. Why did the chicken go to space?
Answer: To see the Milky Way.
to see the Milky Way

9. Why did the chicken go to school?
Answer: To improve its pecking order.
to improve its pecking order

10. Why did the chicken join the orchestra?
Answer: It wanted to play the drumsticks.
it wanted to play the drumsticks

11. Why did the chicken read a book?
Answer: For egg-cellent knowledge.
for egg-cellent knowledge

12. Why did the chicken stay in bed?
Answer: It felt a little under the feather.
it felt a little under the feather

13. Why did the chicken refuse to fight?
Answer: It was a lover, not a fryer.
it was a lover, not a fryer

14. Why did the chicken go to the gym?
Answer: To work on its pecks.
to work on its pecks

15. Why did the chicken become a comedian?
Answer: Because it loved cracking people up.
because it loved cracking people up

16. Why did the chicken get an “A” in math?
Answer: It was great with egg-samples.
it was great with egg-samples

17. Why did the chicken hide its eggs?
Answer: It didn’t want to be called a shell-out.
it didn’t want to be called a shell-out

18. Why did the chicken wear a shell suit?
Answer: Because it wanted to look egg-stravagant.
because it wanted to look egg-stravagant

19. Why did the chicken refuse dessert?
Answer: It was already stuffed.
it was already stuffed

20. Why did the chicken blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
because it saw the salad dressing

21. Why did the chicken run away from the farmer?
Answer: It didn’t want to be on the menu.
it didn’t want to be on the menu

22. Why did the chicken join the army?
Answer: To serve in the coop force.
to serve in the coop force

23. Why did the chicken carry a bell?
Answer: So people would know when it was cluckin’.
so people would know when it was cluckin’

24. Why did the chicken visit the library?
Answer: To check out some egg-citing books.
to check out some egg-citing books

25. Why did the chicken go to art class?
Answer: To learn how to draw feathers.
to learn how to draw feathers

26. Why did the chicken take a nap?
Answer: It was eggs-hausted.
it was eggs-hausted

27. Why did the chicken get a smartphone?
Answer: To stay in touch with its peeps.
to stay in touch with its peeps

28. Why did the chicken love music?
Answer: Because it had perfect pitch.
because it had perfect pitch

29. Why did the chicken become a detective?
Answer: To find the poached eggs.
to find the poached eggs

30. Why did the chicken write a letter?
Answer: To send a peck-age.
to send a peck-age

31. Why did the chicken buy a mirror?
Answer: To see its own comb.
to see its own comb

32. Why did the chicken cross the barnyard?
Answer: To visit its eggs-cellent friends.
to visit its eggs-cellent friends

33. Why did the chicken go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many emotional eggs.
it had too many emotional eggs

34. Why did the chicken go to the beach?
Answer: To get a tan-line.
to get a tan-line

35. Why did the chicken take piano lessons?
Answer: To learn its scales.
to learn its scales

36. Why did the chicken get kicked out of class?
Answer: For using fowl language.
for using fowl language

37. Why did the chicken stay calm?
Answer: Because it didn’t want to ruffle feathers.
because it didn’t want to ruffle feathers

38. Why did the chicken eat crayons?
Answer: It wanted colorful eggs.
it wanted colorful eggs

39. Why did the chicken win the talent show?
Answer: Because it was egg-ceptional.
because it was egg-ceptional

40. Why did the chicken like math?
Answer: Because it loved egg-quations.
because it loved egg-quations

41. Why did the chicken play soccer?
Answer: To get a kick out of it.
to get a kick out of it

42. Why did the chicken open a store?
Answer: To sell egg-cessories.
to sell egg-cessories

43. Why did the chicken bring an umbrella?
Answer: In case of fowl weather.
in case of fowl weather

44. Why did the chicken stand in the corner?
Answer: Because it was being a little egg-norant.
because it was being a little egg-norant

45. Why did the chicken stop watching TV?
Answer: It didn’t like egg-saggerated news.
it didn’t like egg-saggerated news

46. Why did the chicken love gardening?
Answer: It had a green wing.
it had a green wing

47. Why did the chicken win the race?
Answer: It was eggs-tra fast.
it was eggs-tra fast

48. Why did the chicken sit by the computer?
Answer: To keep an eye on the mouse.
to keep an eye on the mouse

49. Why did the chicken write poetry?
Answer: It had poetic cluck.
it had poetic cluck

50. Why did the chicken cross the dance floor?
Answer: To shake its tail feathers.

51. Why did the chicken join social media?
Answer: To get more cluck-tivists.
to get more cluck-tivists

52. Why did the chicken open a bakery?
Answer: To make egg rolls.
to make egg rolls

53. Why did the chicken bring a pen?
Answer: To sign eggreements.
to sign eggreements

54. Why did the chicken love puzzles?
Answer: It enjoyed cracking them.
it enjoyed cracking them

55. Why did the chicken take a vacation?
Answer: It needed a coop break.
it needed a coop break

56. Why did the chicken go to the party?
Answer: To have a cluckin’ good time.
to have a cluckin’ good time

57. Why did the chicken wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because it was too bright outside.
because it was too bright outside

58. Why did the chicken bring a ladder?
Answer: To reach new heights.
to reach new heights

59. Why did the chicken go to the concert?
Answer: To hear the coop band.
to hear the coop band

60. Why did the chicken visit the doctor?
Answer: It had a bad cluck.
it had a bad cluck

61. Why did the chicken cross the art gallery?
Answer: To see the egg-squisite paintings.
to see the egg-squisite paintings

62. Why did the chicken stay up late?
Answer: It was watching chick flicks.
it was watching chick flicks

63. Why did the chicken go surfing?
Answer: To catch the egg-waves.
to catch the egg-waves

64. Why did the chicken get a job?
Answer: To earn some egg-money.
to earn some egg-money

65. Why did the chicken cross the computer?
Answer: To get to the other site.
to get to the other site

66. Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Answer: To get to the other pie.
to get to the other pie

67. Why did the chicken start a YouTube channel?
Answer: To go viral.
to go viral

68. Why did the chicken bring a backpack?
Answer: It had a lot to carry.
it had a lot to carry

69. Why did the chicken get a clock?
Answer: To keep track of peck time.
to keep track of peck time

70. Why did the chicken go to the movies?
Answer: To watch “The Eggvengers.”
to watch “The Eggvengers”

71. Why did the chicken buy a car?
Answer: To stop crossing the road.
to stop crossing the road

72. Why did the chicken go to the farm fair?
Answer: To win a ribbon for best feathers.
to win a ribbon for best feathers

73. Why did the chicken play cards?
Answer: It loved to play peck poker.
it loved to play peck poker

74. Why did the chicken love summer?
Answer: Because of all the chick-nics.
because of all the chick-nics

75. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Answer: To visit its pen pals.
to visit its pen pals

76. Why did the chicken go to the amusement park?
Answer: To ride the egg-scream coaster.
to ride the egg-scream coaster

77. Why did the chicken go to work early?
Answer: It wanted to be the early bird.
it wanted to be the early bird

78. Why did the chicken run for president?
Answer: To rule the roost.
to rule the roost

79. Why did the chicken go to church?
Answer: To get to the other prayer.
to get to the other prayer

80. Why did the chicken go on a diet?
Answer: It ate too many eggrolls.
it ate too many eggrolls

81. Why did the chicken become an astronaut?
Answer: To see if the moon was made of eggs.
to see if the moon was made of eggs

82. Why did the chicken cross the forest?
Answer: To prove it wasn’t a turkey.
to prove it wasn’t a turkey

83. Why did the chicken love jokes?
Answer: They were egg-stra funny.
they were egg-stra funny

84. Why did the chicken go to the barbershop?
Answer: To get a comb-over.
to get a comb-over

85. Why did the chicken take music lessons?
Answer: To learn to beat the drumsticks.
to learn to beat the drumsticks

86. Why did the chicken open a restaurant?
Answer: To serve eggs-traordinary meals.
to serve eggs-traordinary meals

87. Why did the chicken become a painter?
Answer: It had an egg-squisite sense of color.
it had an egg-squisite sense of color

88. Why did the chicken go on TV?
Answer: To star in “The Walking Hen.”
to star in “The Walking Hen”

89. Why did the chicken cross the mountain?
Answer: To see what lay on the other side.
to see what lay on the other side

90. Why did the chicken get a medal?
Answer: For bravery in crossing.
for bravery in crossing

91. Why did the chicken make a wish?
Answer: It wanted a golden egg.
it wanted a golden egg

92. Why did the chicken write a diary?
Answer: To record its egg-speriences.
to record its egg-speriences

93. Why did the chicken bring a flashlight?
Answer: It was afraid of the coop dark.
it was afraid of the coop dark

94. Why did the chicken take ballet?
Answer: To perfect its chicken dance.
to perfect its chicken dance

95. Why did the chicken visit the museum?
Answer: To see its ancestors’ fossils.
to see its ancestors’ fossils

96. Why did the chicken sit on the clock?
Answer: To be on time.
to be on time

97. Why did the chicken love rain?
Answer: It made the worms come out.
it made the worms come out

98. Why did the chicken play baseball?
Answer: To hit a fowl ball.
to hit a fowl ball

99. Why did the chicken get a hat?
Answer: To cover its comb.
to cover its comb

100. Why did the chicken go home happy?
Answer: Because it finally crossed the road.