1. What animal loves honey but hates bees?
Answer: a bear

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: a gummy bear

3. What do you call a bear in the rain?
Answer: a drizzly bear

4. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the snow?
Answer: a slushy bear

5. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: “B”

6. What do you call a bear that’s always telling jokes?
Answer: a funny bear

7. What do you call a bear who’s good at math?
Answer: a cub-culator

8. What’s a bear’s favorite drink?
Answer: root bear

9. Why did the bear sit on the watch?
Answer: to be on time

10. What kind of bear always minds its manners?
Answer: a polite bear

11. What’s a bear’s favorite type of pie?
Answer: blueberry

12. What do bears use to keep their fur neat?
Answer: a bear brush

13. What do you call a bear that likes fast food?
Answer: a burger bear

14. What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
Answer: a boogie bear

15. Why do bears never wear shoes?
Answer: because they have bear feet

16. What’s a bear’s favorite cereal?
Answer: Honey Puffs

17. What do you call a bear that’s always lying?
Answer: an un-bear-lievable liar

18. What do you call a lazy bear?
Answer: a sloth bear

19. What’s a bear’s favorite type of movie?
Answer: anything with a pawsitive ending

20. What do you call a bear who works in construction?
Answer: a build-a-bear

21. Why did the bear bring a blanket to the picnic?
Answer: it wanted to paws and relax

22. What do bears say when they stub their toe?
Answer: “Oh fur goodness’ sake!”

23. What’s a bear’s favorite hobby?
Answer: cub-scouting

24. What do you call a bear that loves the sun?
Answer: a solar bear

25. Why don’t bears like fast food?
Answer: because they can’t catch it

26. What do you call a bear that never grows up?
Answer: a cub

27. Why did the bear go to school?
Answer: to improve its bear-education

28. What do you call a bear that’s a great musician?
Answer: a bear-tonist

29. What kind of bear do you find at the North Pole?
Answer: a polar bear

30. What kind of bear loves the tropics?
Answer: a sun bear

31. What kind of bear likes to climb trees?
Answer: a black bear

32. What kind of bear is never alone?
Answer: a pair bear

33. What do you call a bear with a big mouth?
Answer: a grizzly talker

34. What kind of bear can make you laugh?
Answer: a comedi-bear

35. What kind of bear sleeps all winter?
Answer: a hibernating bear

36. Why was the bear so proud of its fur?
Answer: it was paws-itively perfect

37. What kind of bear likes to play soccer?
Answer: a goal-grizzly

38. What’s a polar bear’s favorite food?
Answer: ice cream

39. Why don’t bears like shoes?
Answer: because they prefer bear feet

40. What’s a bear’s favorite dessert?
Answer: honey cake

41. Why did the bear bring toilet paper to the party?
Answer: it was a party pooper

42. What’s a bear’s favorite snack?
Answer: honeycomb

43. What do you call a bear who wins a race?
Answer: a champion cub

44. Why was the bear a good detective?
Answer: it always followed its nose

45. What’s a bear’s favorite game?
Answer: hide and seek

46. What’s a bear’s favorite type of music?
Answer: bear-itone

47. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: she was un-bear-able

48. What’s a bear’s favorite fruit?
Answer: blueberries

49. What kind of bear likes art?
Answer: a draw-bear

50. What’s a bear’s favorite dance move?
Answer: the paw shuffle

51. What’s a bear’s favorite subject in school?
Answer: bear-mathematics

52. Why did the bear start a bakery?
Answer: it loved making bear claws

53. What kind of bear always gets lost?
Answer: a lost-teddy

54. What did the bear say after a big meal?
Answer: “I’m stuffed!”

55. What kind of bear carries an umbrella?
Answer: a drizzly bear

56. What do you call a bear that steals?
Answer: a robber bear

57. What kind of bear is full of surprises?
Answer: a panda-monium bear

58. Why did the bear bring a map to the forest?
Answer: it didn’t want to get un-bear-ably lost

59. What kind of bear is very polite?
Answer: a manner-bear

60. What do you call a bear that plays the piano?
Answer: a bear-tovian

61. Why did the bear bring a ladder to the bar?
Answer: to reach the high spirits

62. What’s a bear’s favorite vegetable?
Answer: beets

63. What do bears wear to bed?
Answer: paw-jamas

64. What’s a bear’s favorite candy?
Answer: gummy bears

65. What did the mama bear say to her misbehaving cub?
Answer: “You’re paws-itively grounded!”

66. Why did the bear go to the dentist?
Answer: to get his molars checked

67. What do you call a bear with great manners?
Answer: a courteous cub

68. Why did the polar bear go to the party?
Answer: to break the ice

69. What’s a bear’s favorite sport?
Answer: baseball — it loves to catch flies

70. What kind of bear never grows up?
Answer: a teddy bear

71. Why was the bear always calm?
Answer: it had a lot of inner paws

72. What kind of bear doesn’t like winter?
Answer: a grump-bear

73. Why did the bear join the gym?
Answer: to get paws-itively stronger

74. What do bears eat for breakfast?
Answer: honey oats

75. What kind of bear makes good pancakes?
Answer: a flap-bear

76. Why did the bear get a job?
Answer: to earn some bear bucks

77. What’s a bear’s favorite month?
Answer: Feb-bear-y

78. Why was the bear afraid of the rain?
Answer: it didn’t want to get a cold paw

79. What do you call a bear with no fur?
Answer: a bare bear

80. Why did the bear sleep all day?
Answer: because it was paws-itively tired

81. What kind of bear likes movies?
Answer: a cine-bear

82. What do you call a bear that loves selfies?
Answer: a polar-oid bear

83. Why was the bear good at fishing?
Answer: it had great paw coordination

84. What’s a bear’s favorite place to shop?
Answer: the paw-mart

85. Why did the bear sit on the computer?
Answer: to keep an eye on its mouse

86. What kind of bear loves to nap?
Answer: a snooze-bear

87. Why did the bear cross the road?
Answer: to prove it wasn’t chicken

88. What’s a bear’s favorite flower?
Answer: paw-sies

89. What kind of bear likes to draw?
Answer: a sketch-bear

90. Why did the bear wear sunglasses?
Answer: because it was a cool bear

91. What’s a bear’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Answer: honey vanilla

92. What did the bear say on its birthday?
Answer: “Let’s paw-ty!”

93. What’s a bear’s favorite toy?
Answer: a teddy

94. What kind of bear doesn’t need water?
Answer: a dry-bear

95. Why did the bear roar so loud?
Answer: it wanted to make a big impression

96. What’s a bear’s favorite color?
Answer: brown — it matches its fur

97. What do you call a bear who loves jokes?
Answer: a punny bear

98. Why was the bear so good at art?
Answer: it had great paw-ssion

99. What do you call a bear that can’t stop laughing?
Answer: a giggle-bear

100. What’s a bear’s favorite bedtime story?
Answer: Goldilocks and the Three Bears