1. What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel.

2. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Answer: Open toad sandals.

3. What has mud, water, and fun all in one place?
Answer: A puddle.

4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. What falls but never gets hurt?
Answer: Rain.

6. Why did the pig take a bath before the party?
Answer: Because it was a little boar.

7. What gets dirty while cleaning?
Answer: A mop.

8. What do you step on that’s wet, brown, and squishy?
Answer: Mud.

9. What has a face but is always messy after eating?
Answer: A baby.

10. What do you throw away only after it’s dirty?
Answer: A diaper.

11. What has legs but can’t walk and loves mud?
Answer: A pig.

12. What do you call a messy sandwich?
Answer: A sloppy joe.

13. What do you get when you mix dirt and water?
Answer: Mud pie.

14. Why did the kid put his shoes in the washing machine?
Answer: Because they were tired of being dirty.

15. What’s brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick.

16. What gets dirty as it cleans your floor?
Answer: A mop.

17. Why do kids love mud puddles?
Answer: Because it’s fun to get dirty.

18. What has a tail and rolls in mud?
Answer: A pig.

19. What do you call a dirty dog?
Answer: A mud puppy.

20. What grows when it’s dirty?
Answer: A mud castle.

21. What is brown, smelly, and sometimes found in the garden?
Answer: Compost.

22. What do you call a messy eater?
Answer: A piglet.

23. Why did the broom get dirty?
Answer: Because it swept up the mess.

24. What is messy, fun, and you can play in it?
Answer: Mud.

25. What do you call a muddy shoe?
Answer: A walking mud pie.

26. What do pigs wear at parties?
Answer: Mud masks.

27. What’s brown, grows in the garden, and is fun to play with?
Answer: Mud.

28. What do you call a messy artist?
Answer: A finger painter.

29. Why did the kid bring a towel to the puddle?
Answer: To dry off after getting muddy.

30. What has dirt, water, and a shovel?
Answer: A sandbox.

31. What’s brown, sticky, and fun to play with outside?
Answer: Mud.

32. What do you call a dirty sock?
Answer: A stinker.

33. Why do kids love puddles?
Answer: Because splashing is fun.

34. What do you call a messy kitchen?
Answer: A food fight.

35. What do you get when you mix mud and water?
Answer: Mud pie.

36. Why did the dog roll in the mud?
Answer: To get a new perfume.

37. What do you call dirty snow?
Answer: Slush.

38. What gets dirty when it cleans your floor?
Answer: A mop.

39. What is brown, muddy, and delicious when baked?
Answer: Chocolate cake.

40. What do kids love to jump in outside?
Answer: Puddles.

41. What do you call a messy bedroom?
Answer: A disaster zone.

42. What do you call a muddy puddle with toys?
Answer: A swamp.

43. Why did the garden get messy?
Answer: Because it rained.

44. What’s brown, squishy, and grows in your backyard?
Answer: Mud.

45. What do you call a kid with mud on their face?
Answer: A mud monster.

46. What do you call a messy dog bath?
Answer: A splish-splash.

47. What do kids do after it rains?
Answer: Jump in puddles.

48. What’s brown, sticky, and sometimes falls from trees?
Answer: Sap.

49. What do you call a messy pet?
Answer: A furball.

50. Why did the kid bring a sponge outside?
Answer: To clean up the mud.

51. What’s brown, wet, and fun to play with?
Answer: Mud.

52. What do you call dirty toys?
Answer: Mud toys.

53. Why did the kid wear rain boots?
Answer: To stomp in puddles.

54. What’s messy, wet, and fun in the yard?
Answer: Mud puddles.

55. What do you call a messy sandwich?
Answer: A sloppy joe.

56. Why do kids love to roll in the mud?
Answer: Because it’s fun.

57. What’s brown, sticky, and comes from trees?
Answer: Sap.

58. What do you call a messy eater at lunch?
Answer: A piglet.

59. What’s brown, wet, and sometimes edible?
Answer: Chocolate pudding.

60. What do you call mud that dries?
Answer: Dirt.

61. Why did the mud puddle cry?
Answer: Because it got stepped on.

62. What gets dirtier as it cleans?
Answer: A mop.

63. What’s brown, wet, and smells funny?
Answer: Compost.

64. Why did the kid throw mud?
Answer: Because it was fun.

65. What do you call a messy bath?
Answer: A splash party.

66. What gets muddy when it rains?
Answer: The garden.

67. What’s brown, smelly, and found outside?
Answer: Mud.

68. What do you call a messy breakfast?
Answer: A cereal spill.

69. Why do kids love mud pies?
Answer: Because they’re fun to make.

70. What do you call a messy backyard?
Answer: A mud kingdom.

71. What’s brown, slimy, and fun to squish?
Answer: Mud.

72. What gets dirty while cleaning floors?
Answer: A mop.

73. What do you call a messy lunch?
Answer: A food fight.

74. Why did the puddle get angry?
Answer: Because it got stepped on.

75. What’s brown, squishy, and grows in the garden?
Answer: Mud.

76. What do you call dirty socks?
Answer: Stinky feet.

77. Why did the dog roll in the mud?
Answer: To get clean? Nope—just for fun.

78. What do you call a messy painting?
Answer: Finger paint.

79. Why did the kid fall in the mud?
Answer: Because puddles are slippery.

80. What do you call a messy cake?
Answer: A gooey cake.

81. What gets dirtier the more you play in it?
Answer: Mud.

82. What’s brown, wet, and sometimes sticky?
Answer: Mud.

83. Why did the mud puddle laugh?
Answer: Because someone jumped in it.

84. What’s messy, fun, and wet?
Answer: Mud pies.

85. What do you call messy kids after rain?
Answer: Mud monsters.

86. What do you call a messy bathroom?
Answer: A flood zone.

87. What do kids jump in outside after rain?
Answer: Puddles.

88. What’s brown, messy, and sometimes delicious?
Answer: Chocolate pudding.

89. What do you call a messy artist?
Answer: A finger painter.

90. Why did the kid put mud on the walls?
Answer: For fun.

91. What’s messy, brown, and squishy?
Answer: Mud.

92. Why did the garden get messy?
Answer: Because it rained.

93. What’s brown, wet, and fun to step in?
Answer: Mud puddles.

94. What do you call messy footprints?
Answer: Mud prints.

95. What do you call a messy dog?
Answer: Mud puppy.

96. Why do kids love mud?
Answer: Because it’s fun to play in.

97. What’s brown, sticky, and fun to squish?
Answer: Mud.

98. What do you call messy clothes after playtime?
Answer: Muddy clothes.

99. Why did the mud puddle smile?
Answer: Because someone jumped in it.

100. What’s fun, wet, and messy?
Answer: Playing in mud.