1. Who can fix anything but still loses the TV remote?
Answer: Dad.

2. Who tells the same joke every year but still makes you laugh?
Answer: My father.

3. Who wears socks with sandals and calls it style?
Answer: A dad on vacation.

4. Who can grill burgers and nap at the same time?
Answer: Dad.

5. Who always says, “Ask your mom”?
Answer: Every dad ever.

6. Who can turn any story into a life lesson?
Answer: Dad.

7. Who’s the superhero without a cape?
Answer: My father.

8. Who teaches you to drive but yells “Brake!” too late?
Answer: Dad.

9. Who’s the king of dad jokes?
Answer: My dad.

10. Who thinks mowing the lawn counts as exercise?
Answer: Dad.

11. Who gets the biggest smile on Father’s Day?
Answer: Every dad.

12. Who thinks duct tape can fix everything?
Answer: Dad.

13. Who always says, “Back in my day…”?
Answer: Dad.

14. Who’s the best at pretending to be asleep?
Answer: Dad.

15. Who’s proud of the worst puns ever?
Answer: Dad.

16. Who loves coffee more than sleep?
Answer: Dad.

17. Who thinks grilling is an art form?
Answer: Dad.

18. Who wears the same sneakers for ten years?
Answer: Dad.

19. Who always forgets where he left his glasses — on his head?
Answer: Dad.

20. Who gets excited about new tools more than gifts?
Answer: Dad.

21. Who gives the best hugs after a bad day?
Answer: Dad.

22. Who believes every problem can be solved with advice?
Answer: Dad.

23. Who makes corny jokes sound cool?
Answer: My father.

24. Who gets emotional when you say “I love you”?
Answer: Dad.

25. Who dances like no one’s watching, even when everyone is?
Answer: Dad.

26. Who calls technology “too complicated” but loves his phone?
Answer: Dad.

27. Who’s the family GPS but always takes the wrong turn?
Answer: Dad.

28. Who’s always first to fall asleep on movie night?
Answer: Dad.

29. Who can make any bad day better with one smile?
Answer: Dad.

30. Who never needs directions — or so he says?
Answer: Dad.

31. Who gives the best high-fives and pep talks?
Answer: Dad.

32. Who makes every Sunday special with pancakes?
Answer: Dad.

33. Who loves his car more than his phone?
Answer: Dad.

34. Who says “I’m not sleeping” with his eyes closed?
Answer: Dad.

35. Who’s always proud, even when you fail?
Answer: Dad.

36. Who knows how to fix everything but your attitude?
Answer: Dad.

37. Who can snore louder than thunder?
Answer: Dad.

38. Who teaches you how to ride a bike?
Answer: Dad.

39. Who’s always the first to say sorry?
Answer: Dad.

40. Who’s the family’s strongest protector?
Answer: Dad.

41. Who says “Because I said so”?
Answer: Dad.

42. Who makes jokes at his own expense?
Answer: Dad.

43. Who’s the first to laugh at his own jokes?
Answer: Dad.

44. Who can’t hear you but hears when you open snacks?
Answer: Dad.

45. Who takes naps during sports games?
Answer: Dad.

46. Who’s always early for everything?
Answer: Dad.

47. Who’s late only when it’s time to shop?
Answer: Dad.

48. Who’s a hero without needing a medal?
Answer: Dad.

49. Who always says “Money doesn’t grow on trees”?
Answer: Dad.

50. Who’s your biggest fan forever?
Answer: Dad.

51. Who can BBQ in any weather?
Answer: Dad.

52. Who loves telling embarrassing stories about you?
Answer: Dad.

53. Who’s the reason you laugh so much?
Answer: Dad.

54. Who buys tools he’ll never use?
Answer: Dad.

55. Who can fix a toy with tape and hope?
Answer: Dad.

56. Who gives advice you don’t want but need?
Answer: Dad.

57. Who’s your first superhero?
Answer: Dad.

58. Who teaches you to be brave?
Answer: Dad.

59. Who gets emotional but hides it with humor?
Answer: Dad.

60. Who works hard without asking for thanks?
Answer: Dad.

61. Who tells the worst puns ever?
Answer: Dad.

62. Who’s your forever role model?
Answer: Dad.

63. Who makes chores look easy?
Answer: Dad.

64. Who’s never wrong, even when he is?
Answer: Dad.

65. Who’s always “just resting his eyes”?
Answer: Dad.

66. Who’s the reason you learned responsibility?
Answer: Dad.

67. Who’s everyone’s favorite storyteller?
Answer: Dad.

68. Who can fix your mood in seconds?
Answer: Dad.

69. Who’s got the best laugh in the house?
Answer: Dad.

70. Who calls you champ even when you lose?
Answer: Dad.

71. Who wears the “World’s Best Dad” shirt proudly?
Answer: Dad.

72. Who can find humor in everything?
Answer: Dad.

73. Who gives the best shoulder rides?
Answer: Dad.

74. Who loves a good nap more than TV?
Answer: Dad.

75. Who teaches you how to be strong?
Answer: Dad.

76. Who says, “That’s not how I’d do it”?
Answer: Dad.

77. Who loves bad jokes more than anyone?
Answer: Dad.

78. Who’s the family’s handyman?
Answer: Dad.

79. Who gives the best advice for free?
Answer: Dad.

80. Who’s the master of dad jokes?
Answer: Dad.

81. Who’s your biggest cheerleader in life?
Answer: Dad.

82. Who turns every mistake into a lesson?
Answer: Dad.

83. Who always wants the last word?
Answer: Dad.

84. Who laughs the loudest at his own jokes?
Answer: Dad.

85. Who can turn a frown into a smile?
Answer: Dad.

86. Who’s the first to help you move?
Answer: Dad.

87. Who makes every holiday memorable?
Answer: Dad.

88. Who’s always proud, no matter what?
Answer: Dad.

89. Who teaches patience by testing yours?
Answer: Dad.

90. Who’s cooler than he thinks?
Answer: Dad.

91. Who’s the heart of every family photo?
Answer: Dad.

92. Who teaches you to dream big?
Answer: Dad.

93. Who still carries your baby pictures in his wallet?
Answer: Dad.

94. Who’s secretly your hero?
Answer: Dad.

95. Who says “Don’t tell your mom”?
Answer: Dad.

96. Who makes everything better with a hug?
Answer: Dad.

97. Who’s always proud to be your dad?
Answer: Dad.

98. Who says he doesn’t need anything for Father’s Day — but does?
Answer: Dad.

99. Who deserves all the love today and every day?
Answer: Dad.

100. Who’s one of a kind and loved forever?
Answer: Dad.