1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: he was outstanding in his field

2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: they don’t have the guts

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: it was two-tired

4. Why did the math book look sad?
Answer: it had too many problems

5. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: because it saw the salad dressing

6. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Answer: because they are shellfish

7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: it got mugged

8. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: it caught a virus

9. Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: for holding up pants

10. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Answer: because it felt crummy

11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Answer: in case he got a hole in one

12. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: because it wasn’t peeling well

13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: because they make up everything

14. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Answer: because she got caught with the wrong notes

15. Why did the chicken join a band?
Answer: because it had the drumsticks

16. Why did the pencil go to the principal’s office?
Answer: it was caught drawing on the desk

17. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?
Answer: to keep his pants up

18. Why did the physics book look unhappy?
Answer: it had too many forces against it

19. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: it ran out of juice

20. Why did the calendar go to therapy?
Answer: its days were numbered

21. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Answer: because he was outstanding in his field and had brains

22. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Answer: he had no body to go with

23. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: to get to the other slide

24. Why did the orange stop?
Answer: it ran out of juice

25. Why did the farmer win an award?
Answer: for outstanding crop management

26. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: he drank coffee before it was cool

27. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: they might crack up

28. Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
Answer: because he had no body

29. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Answer: because he was a fungi

30. Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: to see the moooon

31. Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: because it saw the salad dressing

32. Why did the cookie cry?
Answer: because his mom was a wafer too long

33. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Answer: he wanted to make liquid assets

34. Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Answer: because they’re shellfish

35. Why did the chicken sit on a clock?
Answer: to lay an egg-timer

36. Why did the coffee go to school?
Answer: to improve its grounds

37. Why did the orange go out with a prune?
Answer: because it couldn’t find a date

38. Why did the fish blush?
Answer: because it saw the ocean’s bottom

39. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: because it ran out of juice

40. Why did the computer go to art school?
Answer: to improve its graphic skills

41. Why did the bread go to therapy?
Answer: it was feeling crumby

42. Why did the man run around his bed?
Answer: because he was trying to catch up on sleep

43. Why did the bee get married?
Answer: because he found his honey

44. Why did the golfer bring extra socks?
Answer: in case he got a hole in one

45. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Answer: for second-hand mischief

46. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Answer: because he wanted to go to high school

47. Why did the computer take a nap?
Answer: it had too many tabs open

48. Why did the tomato sit on the porch?
Answer: it wanted to ketchup

49. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Answer: his car got toad away

50. Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: because it had drumsticks

51. Why did the skeleton refuse dessert?
Answer: he was already stuffed

52. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Answer: he was outstanding in his field

53. Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: because it was a-peeling

54. Why did the duck get a red card in football?
Answer: for fowl play

55. Why did the ghost go to school?
Answer: to learn how to be a better spook-tator

56. Why did the cow win an award?
Answer: for outstanding moo-ves

57. Why did the music note go to school?
Answer: to improve its composition

58. Why did the skeleton go skiing?
Answer: he wanted a downhill thrill

59. Why did the coffee file a complaint?
Answer: it was ground down

60. Why did the baseball team hire a detective?
Answer: to catch the fly balls

61. Why did the computer go to the beach?
Answer: to surf the net

62. Why did the tomato refuse to fight?
Answer: because it didn’t want to ketchup

63. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: it felt crumby

64. Why did the baker go to therapy?
Answer: he kneaded help

65. Why did the pencil get detention?
Answer: it was caught drawing conclusions

66. Why did the bicycle fall asleep?
Answer: it was two-tired

67. Why did the scarecrow go to school?
Answer: to brush up on his corn-ucopia of knowledge

68. Why did the owl get a promotion?
Answer: because he was wise

69. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: it wasn’t peeling well

70. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Answer: to talk to the other side

71. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side?
Answer: it couldn’t ketchup with the good guys

72. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Answer: it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse

73. Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Answer: he had no body to go with

74. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Answer: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog

75. Why did the egg hide?
Answer: it was a little chicken

76. Why did the grape stop rolling?
Answer: because it ran out of juice

77. Why did the owl sit on the tree?
Answer: because it was a hoot

78. Why did the pig go to the casino?
Answer: to play the slop machines

79. Why did the frog read a book?
Answer: because it wanted to improve its croak

80. Why did the chicken join the football team?
Answer: it had good fowl-ability

81. Why did the mushroom become a comedian?
Answer: because he was a fun guy

82. Why did the cookie cry at the comedy show?
Answer: it felt crumby

83. Why did the scarecrow become a musician?
Answer: because he had the straw-ng chords

84. Why did the carrot go to the party?
Answer: because it was a root celebration

85. Why did the duck get a job?
Answer: to make a little quack change

86. Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

87. Why did the cat bring a ladder?
Answer: to reach the high notes

88. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: it caught a byte

89. Why did the fish blush?
Answer: because it saw the ocean’s bottom

90. Why did the cow join a gym?
Answer: to get moo-scular

91. Why did the bicycle stand still?
Answer: because it was two-tired

92. Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: because it was a-peeling

93. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: because it got mugged

94. Why did the apple go to the doctor?
Answer: because it felt rotten

95. Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Answer: because it couldn’t find a date

96. Why did the man sit on the clock?
Answer: he wanted to be on time

97. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: to go to high school

98. Why did the computer go to the beach?
Answer: to surf the net

99. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: it felt crumby

100. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: because he was outstanding in his field