1. What does a secretary use to keep secrets safe?
Answer: Password-protected coffee mug

2. Why did the secretary bring a ladder to work?
Answer: To reach the high files!

3. What’s a secretary’s favorite key on the keyboard?
Answer: The “escape” key

4. Why do secretaries always stay calm?
Answer: Because they have great “composure”!

5. What did the secretary say to the noisy printer?
Answer: “Stop making headlines!”

6. What’s a secretary’s favorite music genre?
Answer: Heavy typing

7. Why did the stapler blush?
Answer: The secretary caught it holding papers together!

8. How does a secretary stay organized at home?
Answer: With “file-t” cabinets

9. What’s a secretary’s favorite drink?
Answer: Java (coffee and programming both!)

10. Why was the secretary great at poker?
Answer: She always knew when to “fold”!

11. What did the boss say after seeing a messy desk?
Answer: “It’s a paperwork party!”

12. Why did the secretary type slowly?
Answer: She didn’t want to “press” her luck

13. What’s a secretary’s favorite TV show?
Answer: “The Office,” obviously!

14. Why did the secretary bring tape to work?
Answer: To hold it all together

15. What do you call a secretary who can sing?
Answer: Adele-min assistant

16. Why did the secretary bring a flashlight?
Answer: To find hidden files

17. What’s a secretary’s favorite day?
Answer: “Filing Friday”

18. Why did the secretary love her computer?
Answer: It always listened

19. What’s a secretary’s favorite exercise?
Answer: Paper curls

20. Why did the secretary go to school?
Answer: To improve her type-class skills

21. What’s a secretary’s favorite snack?
Answer: Sticky notes and coffee

22. What did the secretary say during the meeting?
Answer: “Let me take minutes… and seconds!”

23. Why was the secretary bad at basketball?
Answer: She kept filing instead of passing

24. What’s a secretary’s favorite movie?
Answer: “You’ve Got Mail”

25. Why did the secretary sit on the computer?
Answer: To keep an eye on her documents

26. What’s a secretary’s favorite game?
Answer: Word search

27. Why did the secretary smile at the paper shredder?
Answer: It was a cut above the rest

28. What’s a secretary’s spirit animal?
Answer: The paper clip

29. Why did the secretary bring a blanket to work?
Answer: She had too many sheets

30. What’s a secretary’s favorite flower?
Answer: Paper-roses

31. Why did the secretary wear sunglasses?
Answer: Too many bright ideas on her desk

32. What’s a secretary’s favorite dance move?
Answer: The “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” shuffle

33. Why was the secretary always early?
Answer: She had good “timing”

34. What’s a secretary’s motto?
Answer: “Keep calm and type on”

35. Why did the secretary bring a broom to work?
Answer: To sweep through emails

36. What’s a secretary’s favorite superhero?
Answer: Captain Clipboard

37. Why did the secretary get promoted?
Answer: She took note of everything

38. What do secretaries eat for breakfast?
Answer: File-oats

39. Why did the secretary break up with her pen?
Answer: It kept running out of commitment

40. What’s a secretary’s favorite magic spell?
Answer: “Abraca-DOC-ument!”

41. Why did the secretary sit next to the window?
Answer: She wanted to keep tabs on everything

42. What’s a secretary’s favorite hobby?
Answer: Paperwork origami

43. Why was the secretary so good at multitasking?
Answer: She had multiple “tabs” open

44. What’s a secretary’s favorite planet?
Answer: File-tune

45. Why did the secretary cross the road?
Answer: To get to the copy center

46. What’s a secretary’s favorite movie snack?
Answer: Pop-doc-corn

47. Why did the secretary love puzzles?
Answer: They kept her thinking outside the inbox

48. What’s a secretary’s favorite place to vacation?
Answer: The Fileippines

49. Why did the secretary laugh at her calendar?
Answer: It was full of “dates”

50. What’s a secretary’s favorite superhero power?
Answer: Super organization

51. Why did the secretary take a nap on her keyboard?
Answer: She needed a quick “space”

52. What’s a secretary’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Sheet cake

53. Why did the secretary bring a ruler to the office?
Answer: To measure productivity

54. What’s a secretary’s favorite phone app?
Answer: Snap-file

55. Why was the secretary good at jokes?
Answer: She had great delivery

56. What’s a secretary’s favorite computer part?
Answer: The mouse—it’s quiet and loyal

57. Why did the secretary like sticky notes?
Answer: They always stuck by her

58. What’s a secretary’s favorite kind of story?
Answer: Office tales

59. Why did the secretary join the band?
Answer: She was great at taking notes

60. What’s a secretary’s favorite weather?
Answer: Cloud storage

61. Why did the secretary wear headphones?
Answer: To tune out typing noises

62. What’s a secretary’s favorite animal?
Answer: The office cat—it’s always on the keyboard

63. Why did the secretary love Fridays?
Answer: File it and forget it!

64. What’s a secretary’s favorite board game?
Answer: Clue—it’s all about solving office mysteries

65. Why was the secretary good at magic?
Answer: She could make paperwork disappear

66. What’s a secretary’s favorite book?
Answer: “Fifty Shades of Gray Ink”

67. Why did the secretary smile at her inbox?
Answer: It was full of compliments

68. What’s a secretary’s favorite kind of phone call?
Answer: The one that says “You’re on break!”

69. Why did the secretary win the spelling bee?
Answer: She always checks her “Word”

70. What’s a secretary’s favorite computer command?
Answer: Copy and coffee

71. Why did the secretary start a podcast?
Answer: To share office gossip professionally

72. What’s a secretary’s favorite drink at parties?
Answer: Paper-tini

73. Why did the secretary go to space?
Answer: To organize the stars

74. What’s a secretary’s favorite smell?
Answer: Freshly printed paper

75. Why did the secretary become a detective?
Answer: She was great at tracking files

76. What’s a secretary’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Key-lime

77. Why did the secretary always carry a notebook?
Answer: Because her memory had limited storage

78. What’s a secretary’s favorite exercise move?
Answer: The paper stretch

79. Why did the secretary join comedy club?
Answer: To type up some laughs

80. What’s a secretary’s favorite part of the computer?
Answer: The space bar—it means rest time

81. Why did the secretary always win trivia?
Answer: She had all the notes

82. What’s a secretary’s favorite color?
Answer: Ink-blue

83. Why did the secretary talk to her stapler?
Answer: It always had her “attached”

84. What’s a secretary’s favorite breakfast food?
Answer: Paper pancakes

85. Why did the secretary giggle during meetings?
Answer: She wrote funny minutes

86. What’s a secretary’s favorite song?
Answer: “Take Note”

87. Why did the secretary love her job?
Answer: It was write up her alley

88. What’s a secretary’s favorite superhero team?
Answer: The Office-vengers

89. Why did the secretary wear roller skates?
Answer: To file faster

90. What’s a secretary’s favorite season?
Answer: Filing season

91. Why did the secretary win “Employee of the Month”?
Answer: She had the best paper trail

92. What’s a secretary’s favorite quote?
Answer: “Don’t stop be-leafing—in files”

93. Why did the secretary dance at work?
Answer: The printer dropped a sick “jam”

94. What’s a secretary’s favorite animal noise?
Answer: Click-click-click

95. Why did the secretary like calendars?
Answer: They’re always so “dateable”

96. What’s a secretary’s favorite outfit?
Answer: Business casual—heavy on the “casual”

97. Why did the secretary get a raise?
Answer: She kept everything in order

98. What’s a secretary’s favorite smell in the office?
Answer: Fresh toner

99. Why did the secretary become a poet?
Answer: She loved writing lines

100. What’s a secretary’s secret to success?
Answer: Coffee, confidence, and Ctrl+S