1. What kind of ship never sinks?
Answer: Friendship

2. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: R (but their first love be the C!)

3. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved

4. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck

5. What did the pirate use to cook dinner?
Answer: A frying pan, matey!

6. What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
Answer: 8 pirates

7. What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?
Answer: The plank!

8. Why did the pirate go to school?
Answer: To improve his arrrrr-ticulation

9. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Aye matey!

10. Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank?
Answer: They’ll just wash up on shore

11. What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable?
Answer: Leeks

12. Why did the pirate get kicked out of the movie theater?
Answer: He brought his own popcorn booty

13. What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Answer: Captain Hooky

14. Why did the pirate cross the ocean?
Answer: To get to the other tide

15. What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Answer: Arrrrgyle

16. What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Answer: Arrgentina

17. Why couldn’t the pirate finish his alphabet?
Answer: He got lost at C

18. What did the pirate name his bird?
Answer: Polly-gone

19. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Answer: Arrrrt

20. Why did the pirate go to the bank?
Answer: To check his treasure balance

21. What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
Answer: The guitarrrr

22. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Answer: A rookie

23. What’s a pirate’s favorite snack?
Answer: Ships and dip

24. Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?
Answer: Because he couldn’t afford an iPad

25. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
Answer: Most think it’s R, but it’s really the C!

26. Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs?
Answer: They already have all the booty

27. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of fish?
Answer: A swordfish

28. How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheap?
Answer: He bought it on sail

29. What’s a pirate’s favorite movie?
Answer: Booty and the Beast

30. Why are pirates bad at singing?
Answer: They can’t hit the high seas

31. What’s a pirate’s favorite game?
Answer: Battleship

32. Why did the pirate blush?
Answer: Because he saw the ocean’s bottom

33. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of math?
Answer: Arrrithmetic

34. Why did the pirate always carry a bar of soap?
Answer: In case he was marooned

35. What’s a pirate’s favorite holiday?
Answer: Arrrrbor Day

36. Why don’t pirates get hungry at sea?
Answer: Because of all the fish sticks

37. What’s a pirate’s favorite sport?
Answer: Arrrrchery

38. Why do pirates make good singers?
Answer: Because they hit the high seas!

39. What’s a pirate’s favorite weapon?
Answer: The cutlass

40. Why did the pirate become a chef?
Answer: He loved fish ’n ships

41. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: You’d think it’s R, but it’s the C!

42. Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye”?
Answer: He was feeling a bit seasick

43. What kind of phone does a pirate use?
Answer: An iPatch

44. What’s a pirate’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Rum cake

45. What do pirates do when they get bored?
Answer: They start swabbing stories

46. Why did the pirate stay home?
Answer: Because the weather was too arrrid

47. What do pirates do on weekends?
Answer: They have a little pier pressure

48. What do you call a pirate’s hairstyle?
Answer: A crew cut

49. What’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat?
Answer: Long John Silver’s

50. Why was the pirate so calm?
Answer: Because he was at arrrm’s length from danger

51. What’s a pirate’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Arrrange

52. Why did the pirate get in trouble at school?
Answer: He couldn’t stop swearing

53. What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
Answer: The marrrrrimba

54. What’s a pirate’s favorite pet?
Answer: A goldfish — they like treasure

55. Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: She was too clingy

56. Why do pirates like to talk like that?
Answer: Because they arrrr!

57. What’s a pirate’s favorite color?
Answer: Gold

58. Why did the pirate go to therapy?
Answer: He had deep-sea issues

59. What’s a pirate’s favorite board game?
Answer: Monopoly — lots of treasure

60. What kind of grades do pirates get?
Answer: High C’s

61. What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to drink?
Answer: Rrrrrroot beer

62. Why did the pirate become an artist?
Answer: He loved drawing swords

63. What do pirates wear on rainy days?
Answer: A yarrrn sweater

64. What’s a pirate’s favorite fairy tale?
Answer: Goldilocks and the Three Arrrs

65. Why was the pirate always sleepy?
Answer: He was out all night on the high seas

66. What’s a pirate’s favorite mode of transportation?
Answer: A carrrr

67. Why did the pirate join the gym?
Answer: To get ship-shape

68. What’s a pirate’s favorite TV show?
Answer: Shark Tank

69. Why did the pirate sit on the treasure chest?
Answer: To keep it under lock and key

70. What’s a pirate’s favorite flower?
Answer: Arrrchids

71. Why was the pirate’s ship so cheap?
Answer: It was on sail

72. What do you call a pirate’s parrot that talks too much?
Answer: Squawk Sparrow

73. What’s a pirate’s favorite food?
Answer: Barrrbecue

74. Why did the pirate go to the doctor?
Answer: He had scurvy

75. What’s a pirate’s favorite band?
Answer: The Beach Boys

76. Why did the pirate bring a pencil?
Answer: To draw his sword

77. What’s a pirate’s favorite mode of travel?
Answer: A carrrgo ship

78. Why did the pirate eat at sea?
Answer: Because he wanted some ocean flavor

79. What’s a pirate’s favorite candy?
Answer: Chocolate doubloons

80. Why did the pirate start a podcast?
Answer: To share his arrrguments

81. What do you call a pirate’s messy room?
Answer: A shipwreck

82. Why do pirates make bad dancers?
Answer: They have two left hooks

83. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music?
Answer: Arrrr & B

84. What’s a pirate’s favorite hobby?
Answer: Treasure hunting

85. Why was the pirate late to work?
Answer: He overslept on his ship

86. What’s a pirate’s favorite animal?
Answer: A seal

87. What’s a pirate’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Answer: Rum raisin

88. Why did the pirate go broke?
Answer: He spent all his gold on rum

89. What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to wear?
Answer: A bandana

90. Why did the pirate join a band?
Answer: He wanted to play the sea-shanty

91. What’s a pirate’s favorite drink?
Answer: Arrr-ange juice

92. Why did the pirate buy a telescope?
Answer: To keep an eye on things

93. What’s a pirate’s favorite joke type?
Answer: One-liners — short and sharp

94. Why was the pirate afraid of the storm?
Answer: Too much pier pressure

95. What’s a pirate’s favorite fast food?
Answer: Fish fillet

96. Why did the pirate love the ocean?
Answer: It waves back

97. What’s a pirate’s favorite toy?
Answer: A barrrbie doll

98. Why did the pirate go jogging?
Answer: To stay shipshape

99. What’s a pirate’s favorite time of day?
Answer: High tide

100. Why did the pirate smile?
Answer: Because he found his treasure!