1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman

2. What happens when a snowman gets angry?
Answer: He has a meltdown

3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Frosted flakes

4. What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle

5. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Answer: Ice caps

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite

7. What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
Answer: A chill pill

8. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Answer: Ice Krispies

9. What do snowmen use to get around town?
Answer: An “icicle”

10. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
Answer: A snowball

11. What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Answer: Freeze tag

12. Why did the snowman smile?
Answer: Because the snowblower was coming

13. What do snowmen call their kids?
Answer: Chill-dren

14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Answer: Frost fur

15. What does a snowman like to drink?
Answer: Iced tea

16. What do you call a snowman with a temper?
Answer: A meltdown

17. What do snowmen wear to parties?
Answer: Snow suits

18. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Ice cream

19. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Answer: Frost jaws

20. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of math?
Answer: Snow-geometry

21. How do snowmen travel long distances?
Answer: By icicle

22. What does a snowman put on his face at night?
Answer: Cold cream

23. What’s a snowman’s favorite kind of music?
Answer: Chill-out tunes

24. What did one snowman say to the other?
Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

25. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Answer: Because Frost bites

26. How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer: “Ice to meet you!”

27. What’s a snowman’s favorite subject in school?
Answer: Snow-cial studies

28. What did the snowman say after a joke?
Answer: “I’m ice cold funny!”

29. What does a snowman take on a date?
Answer: A snowflake

30. What do snowmen do when they’re bored?
Answer: Just chill

31. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie?
Answer: Frozen

32. What kind of hat does a snowman wear?
Answer: A snow cap

33. What happens to a snowman in the sun?
Answer: He melts away

34. What do snowmen call their pets?
Answer: “Cool companions”

35. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Answer: Ice-cold cocoa

36. Why did the snowman sit in the refrigerator?
Answer: To chill out

37. What did the snowman say to the cashier?
Answer: “Keep the change — it’s cold!”

38. What kind of money do snowmen use?
Answer: Cold hard cash

39. What does a snowman use to fix his house?
Answer: A snowdrill

40. What do snowmen like to write with?
Answer: Ice pens

41. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Answer: Ice Krispies

42. Why don’t snowmen get mad easily?
Answer: They let things slide

43. What do snowmen call their homes?
Answer: Igloos

44. What did the snowman order at the restaurant?
Answer: An iceberg salad

45. What do you call a snowman in the desert?
Answer: Lost

46. What kind of cake does a snowman eat?
Answer: Ice cream cake

47. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
Answer: He was picking his nose

48. What do you call a snowman’s dog?
Answer: Frostbite

49. What’s a snowman’s least favorite weather?
Answer: Heatwave

50. How do snowmen stay fit?
Answer: Snow-ga

51. What’s a snowman’s favorite holiday?
Answer: Christmas

52. What kind of shoes do snowmen wear?
Answer: Snow boots

53. What’s a snowman’s favorite animal?
Answer: Polar bear

54. What does a snowman read in the morning?
Answer: The “Cold Times” newspaper

55. What happens when a snowman eats too much?
Answer: He gets flakey

56. What does a snowman use to call friends?
Answer: A snow-phone

57. What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
Answer: Snowcaps

58. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink at Starbucks?
Answer: Ice mocha

59. Why did the snowman go to therapy?
Answer: He was feeling cold and distant

60. What do you call a fast snowman?
Answer: A snow sprinter

61. What do you get when a snowman tells a joke?
Answer: Snow-laughter

62. What did the snowman do at the talent show?
Answer: Gave a cool performance

63. What’s a snowman’s favorite pet?
Answer: A chill-husky

64. Why do snowmen love winter?
Answer: It’s when they shine!

65. What’s a snowman’s favorite dance?
Answer: The snow-shuffle

66. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Answer: Ice-cold lemonade

67. What did the snowman say to the wind?
Answer: “Blow me away!”

68. What do snowmen use for money?
Answer: Cold cash

69. What’s a snowman’s favorite TV show?
Answer: Game of Snow

70. What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Frostberries

71. What’s a snowman’s favorite song?
Answer: “Let It Snow”

72. What did one snowman say to the other in love?
Answer: “You melt me.”

73. Why did the snowman go to school?
Answer: To get a little brighter

74. What kind of jokes do snowmen tell?
Answer: Cool ones

75. What’s a snowman’s favorite meal?
Answer: Iceburgers

76. What’s a snowman’s favorite place?
Answer: The North Pole

77. What’s a snowman’s favorite toy?
Answer: A snow-globe

78. What did the snowman say to the snowflake?
Answer: “You’re one of a kind!”

79. Why did the snowman bring a broom?
Answer: To sweep snow away

80. What’s a snowman’s favorite exercise?
Answer: Cold yoga

81. What did the snowman say to the police?
Answer: “I’ve been framed!”

82. What’s a snowman’s favorite color?
Answer: Frost blue

83. What’s a snowman’s favorite book?
Answer: “The Snowman Chronicles”

84. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a cat?
Answer: Frosty paws

85. What’s a snowman’s favorite tool?
Answer: Ice pick

86. What’s a snowman’s favorite store?
Answer: Cold-Mart

87. What’s a snowman’s favorite flower?
Answer: Frost lilies

88. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert topping?
Answer: Snow sprinkles

89. What’s a snowman’s favorite bedtime story?
Answer: “Snow White”

90. What’s a snowman’s favorite season?
Answer: Winter

91. Why did the snowman cross the road?
Answer: To chill on the other side

92. What’s a snowman’s favorite superhero?
Answer: Ice Man

93. What do snowmen call their friends?
Answer: Cool buddies

94. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Answer: Cold coffee

95. What do snowmen do at parties?
Answer: Chill and dance

96. What’s a snowman’s favorite animal?
Answer: Snow-leopard

97. What did the snowman do on vacation?
Answer: Melt in Hawaii

98. What’s a snowman’s favorite food?
Answer: Snow cones

99. What’s a snowman’s favorite activity?
Answer: Ice skating

100. What’s a snowman’s life motto?
Answer: “Chill and let it snow!”